Hey. I'm Sam and imma try to post the funniest stuff i can find for you guys. I have a more personal blog (missamazing657) so if you guys have any requests feel free to send me them, and i'll start vlogging funny stuff too! ASK ME ANYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF! i love to get your questions lovely followers(:
Now go! live your life! Blah blah blah. stuff about me. i dont know what else to say. hkjhaiudh. yup there you. beh.

holy shit thats on a white board…

holy shit thats on a white board…

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My ex girlfriend called me when she was drunk this weekend and asked if she could come over to my place and “play video games”…

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My ex girlfriend called me when she was drunk this weekend and asked if she could come over to my place and “play video games”…

thank you jesus!

thank you jesus!

i would be her lesbian lover. no one else, just her.

i would be her lesbian lover. no one else, just her.

i fucking hate how fast the battery drains on iPhones.

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA? like someone said “lets make the battery super shitty so everyone has to charge it every hour” its like the worst troll ever.

(Source: sammidlovesyou)